The Dartmovth 16F

The Dartmovth 16F

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What a Relief: Area Woman Will No Longer Need to Remember to Take Her Birth Control

What a Relief: Area Woman Will No Longer Need to Remember to Take Her Birth Control

Thanks to the 2016 presidential election and the changes in reproductive health policy that are likely to follow, 26-year-old Elizabeth Harvey will no longer face…

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130-Year-Old Chicagoan Not Excited by Cubs Win

130-Year-Old Chicagoan Not Excited by Cubs Win

Beatrice Jankowski, a native Chicagoan 130 years of age, tells reporters that the Cubs’ World Series win just doesn’t excite her. These past couple days,…

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This Corn Maze Has Been Fun But It’s Starting to Get Dark Out

This Corn Maze Has Been Fun But It’s Starting to Get Dark Out

I’ve had such a great afternoon in this corn maze. It has been exhilarating to roam through the towering cornstalks, strolling through soft soil and…

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Residents of Shitty Dorms Wish They Were the Ones Forced to Relocate in Tragic Fire

Residents of Shitty Dorms Wish They Were the Ones Forced to Relocate in Tragic Fire

After a fire in Morton Hall forced 70 students to find new housing this weekend, residents of older, less desirable dorms on campus reportedly hoped…

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Homer Writes for "The Odyssey Online"

Homer Writes for “The Odyssey Online”

Ten Reasons Why My Big is Better than the Gleaming-Eyed Goddess Athena, Praise Her Noble Name Eight Things that Happen When Your Bestie Gets Slaughtered…

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Baker Tower Renovated to Cast Invisibility Spell Over Webster Ave.

Baker Tower Renovated to Cast Invisibility Spell Over Webster Ave.

The administration confirmed this week that Dartmouth’s historic Baker Tower is currently under construction to include updated copper roofing, a new digital clock system, and…

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Five Unbelievable Bodybuilders Who Never Dieted!

Five Unbelievable Bodybuilders Who Never Dieted!

Struggling to motivate yourself to hit the weights day after day AND eat all the right foods? Look for inspiration in these 5 incredible body…

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