English Professor Nabs Posh Office in Hop Broom Closet

English Professor Nabs Posh Office in Hop Broom Closet

Adjunct Professor Robert T. Wade of Dartmouth’s English department recently snagged a luxurious office in Janitorial Closet 102 of the Hopkins Center. Wade, whose former…

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Keith, Just Added to Study GroupMe, Thinks He Has the Right to Add Two Friends

Keith, Just Added to Study GroupMe, Thinks He Has the Right to Add Two Friends

All was normal in the “Anthro 28 Homies” GroupMe until earlier today when the class study clique decided to add Keith to the chat. The…

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Dartmouth Voices: Uber comes to Upper Valley

Dartmouth Voices: Uber comes to Upper Valley

Uber has begun to operate in the Upper Valley area, The Dartmouth reported last week. We asked students what they thought.   “Great, this will make my…

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Report: Your missing fracket doesn't want you back

Report: Your missing fracket doesn’t want you back

Each weekend night, Dartmouth students’ Facebook feeds are flooded with emotional requests for the return of a lost jacket. Students often discuss the phenomenon of…

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Five hobbies that will help you win back your ex-wife Christine

Five hobbies that will help you win back your ex-wife Christine

1) Cooking Christine always loved a man who could cook. She went absolutely wild for your pot roast the first time you made it, but…

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Freshman stops at nothing to dominate Add/Drop

Freshman stops at nothing to dominate Add/Drop

As of Wednesday night, the Jack-O-Lantern has obtained exclusive information indicating that Todd Kemper ’20 has resorted to extreme tactics in order to get his…

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President Hanlon Announces Jacket Sanctuary

President Hanlon Announces Jacket Sanctuary

MCNUTT HALL—“No one deserves to be abandoned by their friends at a fraternity,” began College President Philip J. Hanlon’s speech last Thursday. “Not even a…

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Excited about Valentine’s Day? Ready to seize the day and finally ask out that special someone? The Jack-O is here to help you out!  

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