The Dartmovth 17F

The Dartmovth 17F

The Dartmovth 17F

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Student Disappointed by Lack of Week 8 Burnout

Student Disappointed by Lack of Week 8 Burnout

Something is very wrong in the world of Jillian Giles ’19. The problem, actually, is that nothing is wrong; despite all her intense preparation for…

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The 5 best episodes of Full House (and what they taught us)

The 5 best episodes of Full House (and what they taught us)

For all of us ‘90s kids, Full House was a big part of childhood. We got to watch DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle grow up on…

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What your Dorm Room Decorations Say about your Stance on Abortion

What your Dorm Room Decorations Say about your Stance on Abortion

1. Posters of your favorite movies and TV shows On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be much unique about you.  You get along with…

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Dartmouth Voices: Provost Carolyn Dever to step down

Dartmouth Voices: Provost Carolyn Dever to step down

  “Oh, that’s what the blitz was about? All I noticed was the weird line breaks.” – Tracy Divis History of bees major     “Too bad Hanlon…

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Area Dad Gives Freshman Son Extremely Unrealistic Amount of Condoms

Area Dad Gives Freshman Son Extremely Unrealistic Amount of Condoms

Sources confirm that despite overwhelming evidence to refrain, area man Dwayne Rogers has given his son, Max Rogers ’21, a wholly unrealistic amount of condoms…

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Most 19s return to normal state of degeneracy two days after parents' weekend, study finds

Most 19s return to normal state of degeneracy two days after parents’ weekend, study finds

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Campers announce plans to be literally everywhere this week

Campers announce plans to be literally everywhere this week

In an address to the Dartmouth population between lunch and dinner FoCo meal times on Friday, campers announced their intentions to be in every imaginable…

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