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I am become bonfire, destroyer of freshmen

Monologue of a Homecoming Bonfire Chair

A bonfire is an engine of destruction. Architecture and chemistry combined, ravenous for a spark so they might eat away at everything around them, licking and swallowing and always hungry for more. I took this…




A lying, hateful, cruel, mean, lame, NARP, ranking.

I Cannot Go To School Today

After Shel Silverstein’s Sick: I cannot go to school today, Said Dartmouth students in a fray. Wall Street Journal put us so low, My self esteem just took a blow. Of the best, we’re just…


A Reflection on ChatGPT

The presence of ChatGPT has been growing steadily in Attie Rimmel ‘25’s life.  “Well, I first used ChatGPT super minimally. Honestly, just to help me do background research for classes. But then I realized the…


New Update to Duo Push

To increase security on campus, SNS will now be requiring Duo Push, the two-factor authentication system students currently use to log in to Darthub and their email, in numerous other scenarios as well. “My orgo…