Paid Internship Opportunity!
Greeting, I am Dr. Noah: chair of the aquatic engineering department from the Thayer school at Dartmouth University. You have received this email because you have opportunity to work with me. Should you choose to…
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Dartmouth Tales from the Deep: the Supernatural Music Department
Deep in the cavernous underbelly of the Hop, there lies a land lost to The Outside. In this lost department, hidden beneath The Earth—behind six stairwells, five doors, four hallways, and three summoning circles—there…
Top 10 Places to Read Fanfiction on Campus
10. Foco Easily the worst of all the places on this list but eating while reading is always fun! (especially when it’s vore) Tag Recommendations: Vore, M-preg, Everything Hurts 9. On Phil Hanlon’s Lawn Best…
Extension Request Mad Libs
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Florida Dept. Of Education Bans 54 Math Textbooks, Misunderstanding Mathematical Definition of “Radical”
This week, the Florida Department of Education removed fifty-four mathematics textbooks from course curricula, citing the inclusion of topics prohibited in K-12 schools by the state, including Critical Race Theory, after the Committee for Unbiased…
OOPS! You Accidentally Made Meatloaf. Now What?
It happens to the best of us. You’re going about your day, and BAM! Meatloaf. Here’s what to do now that you accidentally made meatloaf. 1. Confirm that it is actually meatloaf Don’t panic…
I Am The Whorax. I Speak For The Earth.
Today is the day that we celebrate Earth. Our one great blue home till our death from our birth. No matter where on, so much beauty there lies. From immovable mountains to endless blue skies….
“I’m So Glad That Free Food @ Now Is Back,” Says The Guy Who Just Stole Your Collis Muffin
Justin Reynolds, ‘22, has taken your Collis muffin, announcing that he is so glad that Free Food @ Now has returned in Dartmouth’s Covid-lax world. “I used to, like, Live off free food when it…
Dear Jackonomist: Seeking Macroeconomic Policy Advice For My Town
Dear Jackonomist, Given everything the world has gone through this past year, I wanted my niece and nephew’s Christmas to be extra special. Knowing how much they love building and playing in their little “Lego…
Bad Things Happen To Bad People. And I’m Fucking Disgusting.
People are always askin’, “why do bad things happen to good people?” Well I’m here to tell you: if bad things do in fact happen to good people (I wouldn’t know), then foul, FOUL things…
THANK YOU To Dirt Cowboy For Joining The FIGHT Against The LIBERAL ELITE
Thank you to Dirt Cowboy for joining the FIGHT against the LIBERAL ELITE. This Vaccine Mandate has been a direct attack on our RIGHTS as AMERICANS. Fauci and Bill Gates can not take out their…
Five Hot Tips To Fix Your Face Now That The Mask Mandate’s Lifted
With Dartmouth having just lifted the the indoor mask requirement on March 16, many students have found themselves feeling nervous about showing their faces around campus again come spring. But don’t worry, girly, this campus…