Valentines that make it clear you're just hooking up

Valentines that make it clear you’re just hooking up

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here at the Jacko, we know it can be hard to navigate a romantic holiday when you and the person you’re seeing…

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I hate Valentine’s Day because it’s the anniversary of the death of my parakeet Belinda, and not because I’m a lonely single guy who collects parakeets

It’s no secret that February 14th is my least favorite day of the year. I can’t stand the Valentine’s cards and candy, the happy couples…

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Dartmouth Voices: College sends e-mail advising students not to catch bats in dorms

Dartmouth Voices: College sends e-mail advising students not to catch bats in dorms

  “Don’t catch the bats? But I only need three more!” – Tracy Divis Bats Major     “I knew about not catching chlamydia, herpes, or…

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How to make a peanut butter sandwich for your child after he walks in on your six-way BDSM sex-fest

How to make a peanut butter sandwich for your child after he walks in on your six-way BDSM sex-fest

1. Get untied. Your little angel will be less worried once you’re not dangling upside down from the sex swing with a ball gag in…

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Hanlon Announces Plan to Open Occom Pond To Offshore Oil and Gas Drilling

Hanlon Announces Plan to Open Occom Pond To Offshore Oil and Gas Drilling

HANOVER – Last month, President Hanlon announced that he would begin opening Occom Pond to offshore oil and gas drilling. This move gives energy companies the…

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The Dartmovth 17F

The Dartmovth 17F

The Dartmovth 17F

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Young woman sitting in front of laptop beside a pile of thick textbooks while reading one with a frustrated stressed expression

Student Disappointed by Lack of Week 8 Burnout

Something is very wrong in the world of Jillian Giles ’19. The problem, actually, is that nothing is wrong; despite all her intense preparation for…

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The 5 best episodes of Full House (and what they taught us)

The 5 best episodes of Full House (and what they taught us)

For all of us ‘90s kids, Full House was a big part of childhood. We got to watch DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle grow up on…

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