Who Killed JFK? : Your History Professor

Who Killed JFK? : Your History Professor

By Your History Professor Well, you see, there is academic consensus that Kennedy was killed by a man named Lee Harvey Oswald. Did he really…

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Who Killed JFK? : Some Dude

Who Killed JFK? : Some Dude

By: Somebody We all know JFK died, right?  But did you know that some guy killed him?  Totally wicked!  Apparently this guy waits on a…

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Who Killed JFK? : Fashion

Who Killed JFK? : Fashion

By an anonymous tip from “a very important fashion designer” On a sunny day in 1968 Dallas, Texas, a woman reclined on a grassy knoll,…

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Who Killed JFK? : The Consumption

Who Killed JFK? : The Consumption

By Wendleton the Street Urchin ‘Twere the consumption that killed JFK, if I may say so me-self. Yes, and a rightly bad case of it…

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Who Killed JFK? : Box Magic

Who Killed JFK? : Box Magic

By “T.J. Morris,” a man who believes computers are powered not by electricity, but by the fact that they are shaped like a box RECENT…

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Who Killed JFK? : Killer Bees

Who Killed JFK? : Killer Bees

By Baron von Honeymoore, a deranged beekeeper Dear readers, I bring you distressing news: this is for the people who demand the truth at WHATEVER…

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Paula Deen's Tupperware Party

Paula Deen's Tupperware Party

It was a new day in the Deen household and the sun shone like a mustard stain on the blue apron of the sky.  Paula…

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Forlorn Love Poems by Artists Who Didn’t Deserve Those Girls in the First Place

Forlorn Love Poems by Artists Who Didn’t Deserve Those Girls in the First Place

#1: The Writer Beautiful Beautiful like the smile of a child With a deadly disease. Beautiful like a lone flower growing In an Antarctic wasteland….

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