Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part II

Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part II

“COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU AAAAAHHH!!!” screamed Sherlock Brolmes as he took a sledgehammer to the wooden wall of Zeta Zeta Zeta’s basement, looking…

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15 Names for Dartmouth Herds

15 Names for Dartmouth Herds

There are many names for groups of animals that are freaking ridiculous. A gaggle of geese. An army of frogs. A raft of ducks. A…

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Batman and Ramen

Batman and Ramen

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O, To Be A Mortician!

O, To Be A Mortician!

O, To Be A Mortician! O Loveliest of Lives! O Sweetest of Dreams! To be a mortician, and spend my night frolicking in the palaces…

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Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part I

Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part I

“WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?” screamed Sherlock Brolmes into his cell phone before flinging it across the room in a drunken rage….

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Clowning

Clowning

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Origins of Cheap Alcohol

Origins of Cheap Alcohol

1. Franzia Caprese, Italy, 1972: Maria: “Quick, Gabriella, step on those grapes faster! Franz the Giant Baby, he grows thirsty!” Gabriella: “I am trying as…

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Who Killed JFK? : Your History Professor

Who Killed JFK? : Your History Professor

By Your History Professor Well, you see, there is academic consensus that Kennedy was killed by a man named Lee Harvey Oswald. Did he really…

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