Hi, I’m Linter Spurious, a fake student at Dartmouth College.

I enjoy a number of fake activities–like studying, reading, and searching the nearby woods for moose and other large game.

I’m an avid tree climber and I enjoy making soups.

I have a girlfriend who attends another college, but she is fake too.

I don’t understand golf. Or gardening. And I have a large collection of teaspoons that I’ve collected from my various travels.

I feelĀ a strange kinship with raccoons.