Suck On This, DDS! KAF Announces Transition to Sippy Cups

Suck On This, DDS! KAF Announces Transition to Sippy Cups

Beginning this month, Dartmouth Dining Services (DDS) locations have made the switch from plastic drinking straws to biodegradable paper ones. While the paper straws are…

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Snevetneen 18S

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Finance Fail! Phil Hanlon Spent The Entire “Call to Lead” Fund Trying to Reunite The Beatles for Green Key

Earlier this week, Dartmouth students, faculty, and alumni alike rejoiced at some of the most exciting news to come from the College Advancement Office in…

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Programming Board Announces Plan to Revamp Green Key Ticketing System After Learning that Six Hundred Members of the Incoming Class of 2022 Have No Wrists

Programming Board Announces Plan to Revamp Green Key Ticketing System After Learning that Six Hundred Members of the Incoming Class of 2022 Have No Wrists

Despite receiving positive feedback from students, guests, and campus security officials alike regarding its current Green Key ticketing system, Dartmouth’s undergraduate Programming Board announced via…

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Music Review: How Kanye West’s song “Lift Yourself” bravely tackles the issues surrounding the Scoop-Diddy-Whoop conflict, and why no one else is talking about it

Music Review: How Kanye West’s song “Lift Yourself” bravely tackles the issues surrounding the Scoop-Diddy-Whoop conflict, and why no one else is talking about it

It’s not hard to understand why everyone is talking about Kanye West’s new song “Lift Yourself.” To the uninitiated, the song merely sounds like Kanye…

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Everybody Wants to Talk About Undergraduate Housing But No One Ever Asks About My 573 Pages Of Daniel Webster Fan Fiction: By Phil Hanlon

As President, I have often heard from students who are worried about on-campus housing. From comments about the room draw process to criticisms of the…

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Dartmouth to Replace ‘Good Sam’ Policy with Natural Selection

Dartmouth to Replace ‘Good Sam’ Policy with Natural Selection

After spending several decades as a core part of Dartmouth’s alcohol and drug policy, the Good Samaritan clause will no longer be in effect, President…

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Area Fraternity Member Promises His Frat Isn’t Like the Others

Area Fraternity Member Promises His Frat Isn’t Like the Others

Speaking from his pong table last night, local nice guy and fraternity member Simon Reynolds claimed his frat isn’t like the others on Webster Avenue….

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