Upset Teenage Girl With Friends Gossiping In Background

Oh My God Becky I’m Like a Little Sick

Becky what the hell I told you to meet me here at KAF half an hour ago! I know I know I’m sorry. We don’t…

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I’m Not Saying You Shouldn’t Listen to the New Jonas Brothers Song, I’m Just Saying It’s Not Going to Make You as Innocent and Blissful as You Probably Were in 2008

I’m Not Saying You Shouldn’t Listen to the New Jonas Brothers Song, I’m Just Saying It’s Not Going to Make You as Innocent and Blissful as You Probably Were in 2008

Look, Julia. I don’t know your life. Maybe everything is going great. But if you’re super stoked about the Jonas Brothers making music again, it…

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Review of Dartmouth Events: By Ezekiel Ephraim Barebone

Review of Dartmouth Events: By Ezekiel Ephraim Barebone

Editor’s Note: In the interest of acknowledging our College’s Puritan past, this review comes from one of our most senior contributors, Ezekiel “Zeke” Ephraim Barebone….

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VOX Daily

VOX Daily

Would you please: free me from this cursed existence by giving me a small snail shell and the still-beating heart of a salamander? Quoted: My…

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Eleazer Wheelock on the Privilege of Pong

Eleazer Wheelock on the Privilege of Pong

When I, Eleazar Wheelock, founded Dartmouth College 250 years ago, I did so with a Bible, a drum, five hundred gallons of New England rum,…

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Student Conservatives Drop Leaflets on Campus from Plane

Student Conservatives Drop Leaflets on Campus from Plane

The Dartmouth branch of the national conservative student organization Young American Lads (& Ladies) for Freedom recently organized a campaign to drop thousands of leaflets…

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Sustainability Win! Safety & Security to Replace SUVs with Ponies

Sustainability Win! Safety & Security to Replace SUVs with Ponies

In an effort to improve the sustainability of campus operations, the Department of Safety and Security has announced that it is replacing its fleet of…

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To My Dearest Daddy Britain

To My Dearest Daddy Britain

Dearest Daddy Britain, It’s been a while, so I figured it was time we got back in touch. We are so sowwy about the things…

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