Dartmouth Basketball Team Suspiciously Quiet on Chinese Abuses

Dartmouth Basketball Team Suspiciously Quiet on Chinese Abuses

As the Chinese crackdown in Hong Kong and abuses of Uighur Muslims attract global scrutiny, one group on campus has been conspicuously silent: the Dartmouth…

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Dartmouth Tradition: Pee on Your Friends?

Dartmouth Tradition: Pee on Your Friends?

In response to the emerging prominence of urination culture on campus in the past couple years, our reporters have interviewed a couple students about the…

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"I don't want to RUSH into things, but..."

“I don’t want to RUSH into things, but…”

Ever since I saw her, I knew she was the one for me.  She was pure, thoughtful, just perfect. Sure, she called me “sister,” but…

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Several Weeks Later, ‘23 Still Thinking about Shaking Phil Hanlon’s Hand at Matriculation

Several Weeks Later, ‘23 Still Thinking about Shaking Phil Hanlon’s Hand at Matriculation

Below is an excerpt from a blog from a ‘23 titled “Live, Love, Pine”: I gasped as soon as I saw him from across the…

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Fallen oak acorn on the ground at the end of the summer

I Want An Acorn To Knock Me The Fuck Out

I, a Dartmouth Student, am at an emotional low point, and I welcome the sweet concussive relief of an acorn taking me the fuck down….

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Area man abandons outdated misogynist views in favor of more refined, contemporary misogyny

Area man abandons outdated misogynist views in favor of more refined, contemporary misogyny

Reports emerged on Saturday that local resident Robert Dunny’s attitude toward the female sex has undergone a dramatic transformation. An inspiration to progressives everywhere, Dunny,…

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Dartmouth Review Restores Pornhub Access, But Only Straight Porn

Dartmouth Review Restores Pornhub Access, But Only Straight Porn

Last week, The Dartmouth Review announced that its efforts to restore students’ access to pornhub.com has succeeded, but only for straight pornographic videos. Straight men…

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2026’s Dartmouth Alumni Magazine Wedding Announcements

2026’s Dartmouth Alumni Magazine Wedding Announcements

Henry Ray Cho ‘23 and Maya Edna Ericson ‘23 wed in San Francisco this September. The couple first met at a Choates party during Orientation…

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