QUIZ: Camper or '20?

QUIZ: Camper or ’20?

With so many young folks milling around campus these days, you’ve probably asked yourself, “is that a camper, or a ‘20?” Take this helpful questionnaire…

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Just Read the Fucking Book, Jared: from Your Chill Professor

Just Read the Fucking Book, Jared: from Your Chill Professor

Hey, Jared! I’m so glad you took the time to come to my office hours today. I love getting to talk to students one-on-one, especially…

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Male Undergraduate Wearing Two Pink Garments in One Outfit Almost Certainly Has Enormous Penis

Male Undergraduate Wearing Two Pink Garments in One Outfit Almost Certainly Has Enormous Penis

In spite of long-standing cultural norms associating the color with femininity and womens’ fashion, Dartmouth senior James MacLaren spent the entire day Wednesday in a…

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Most Important Member of Dartmouth Community Announces It’s Hot Outside

Most Important Member of Dartmouth Community Announces It’s Hot Outside

Jim Beekman, ’20, showed up to his Astro 2 class sweating last Monday. “It’s really hot outside,” Jim informed his class as he sat down….

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I Have Discovered Thy “King Arthur Flour” and I Will Tolerate It No Longer: by King Arthur

I Have Discovered Thy “King Arthur Flour” and I Will Tolerate It No Longer: by King Arthur

Surely, thine enlightened souls of Dartmouth did not believe that the ruse could last forever, did thee? That I, King Arthur, defender of Britain and…

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TRUE PATRIOTISM! THIS FRESHMAN ATE AT FOCO EVERY DAY THIS WEEK BUT NEVER TOOK ANYTHING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL STATION!

TRUE PATRIOTISM! THIS FRESHMAN ATE AT FOCO EVERY DAY THIS WEEK BUT NEVER TOOK ANYTHING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL STATION!

IT’S A GREAT DAY FOR FREEDOM, MY FELLOW PATRIOTS. BILLY HART (’21) WENT TO FOCO EVERY DAY THIS WEEK, BUT NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE INTERNATIONAL…

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Finally, a Realistic, Concrete Solution to This Whole “Gun Violence” Thing

Finally, a Realistic, Concrete Solution to This Whole “Gun Violence” Thing

A coalition of 12 states announced on Monday that they have found “the solution to this whole ‘gun violence’ thing.” According to the press release,…

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Hanover Police Describes Green Key Arrest Count as “Underwhelming”

Hanover Police Describes Green Key Arrest Count as “Underwhelming”

The Hanover Police Department released on Thursday the arrest count for this year’s Green Key Weekend at Dartmouth. Green Key, officially the College’s spring music…

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