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Heartwarming: Local Man Donates Kidney to Stranger in Exchange for Stranger’s Equally Functioning Kidney

Heartwarming: Local Man Donates Kidney to Stranger in Exchange for Stranger’s Equally Functioning Kidney

It really doesn’t get more inspiring than this story, brought to us from Boston, MA where a local citizen committed an admirably selfless act. Earlier…

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Two women praying in library

Religious Groups on Campus Absolutely Burning with Sexual Tension

An investigation by this paper has found that religious groups on Dartmouth’s campus have become magnets for extreme amounts of sexual tension due to the…

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Next Dartmouth College Republicans Guest Speaker Literally the Reincarnated Corpse of Adolf Hitler

Next Dartmouth College Republicans Guest Speaker Literally the Reincarnated Corpse of Adolf Hitler

In a somewhat surprising announcement, the Dartmouth College Republicans have announced the guest speaker for a talk they will host next week: it’s literally the…

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A Woman Really Can Have It All, If By “It All” You Mean The Rest Of This Chicken Taco Because I Do Not Want It Anymore

A Woman Really Can Have It All, If By “It All” You Mean The Rest Of This Chicken Taco Because I Do Not Want It Anymore

It’s 2018, and I truly believe that we have reached the age where, in spite of centuries of gender-based oppression, a woman can finally have…

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Morgan Davis, left, votes at Bonsack Baptist Church on Tuesday, Nov. 8, 2016 in Roanoke, Va. (Heather Rousseau/The Roanoke Times via AP)

I love voting so much, I voted twice!

Hi, my name is Polly, and on Tuesday I voted! I love voting so much! Voting makes me the happiest I have ever been. Ever….

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GroupMe Member Still Sending Police Scanner Updates

GroupMe Member Still Sending Police Scanner Updates

Four days after the shooting of a teenager in Hanover, one person in your GroupMe has continued to listen to the Hanover Police scanner, group…

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How Can One Student Make Any Class a Layup? The Answer May Surprise You!

How Can One Student Make Any Class a Layup? The Answer May Surprise You!

Brian Watson ’22 recently discovered the best kept secret on campus, just in time for winter course selection. “Anything can be a layup,” Brian said….

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