Dartmouth Voices: College sends e-mail advising students not to catch bats in dorms

 

“Don’t catch the bats? But I only need three more!”

– Tracy Divis

Bats Major

 

 

“I knew about not catching chlamydia, herpes, or gonorrhea, but ‘the bats’ is a new one for me.”

– Durf Wilson

Biologist

 

 

“Thank god Dartmouth is finally cracking down on its students’ riskiest behaviors.”

– Amanda Cuddy

Retired Typeface Designer

 

 

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