A man shops for avocados at a Whole Foods Market on Aug. 28, 2017, in New York.

National Outrage Over Mistreatment of Avocados at Border

The Trump administration threatened on Friday to shut down the southern border with Mexico if illegal immigration continued. Analysts have warned that such a closure…

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Responsible Friend Enjoying Trip To Frat

Responsible Friend Enjoying Trip To Frat

Audrey Rogers, ‘22, reported that they were enjoying themself on a sober trip with their friends through various Dartmouth fraternities. “Yeah, I’m so glad I’m…

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Girl With Well-Organized Pencil Case "Definitely Failing"

Girl With Well-Organized Pencil Case “Definitely Failing”

Gabrielle Ramirez, ‘21, announced after leaving her bio classroom that she “definitely failed that quiz.” Ramirez is known to attend every lecture, asking questions and…

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