Well, Perry, I decided the construction wasn’t a big enough inconvenience so I added a break-the-pipe-that-brings-water-to-the-masses-and-also-Foco-inator!

Oh, Perry the Platypus! Back again, I see?

Well, I never saw this coming and by that I mean I totally saw this coming. 

Haha! There you are. Stuck between a rock and hard place. See? Because there’s this rock, pinning you to the wall. 

Well, Perry, I decided the construction wasn’t a big enough inconvenience so I added a break-the-pipe-that-brings-water-to-the-masses-and-also-Foco-inator. Haha! Perry!

Did you like studying in Foco or staying all day to make the most of your swipes? Well, now you can’t. You have to go to Collis. 

Why Perry? Do you want to know why I used this to terrorize the tri-state Area?

I don’t know, Perry. I shouldn’t have to explain myself. Can’t I have a bad day every once in a while?

Perry! Perry! Oh, no! My break-the-pipe-that-brings-water-to-the-masses-and-also-Foco-inator what are you doing?! They can fix the water pipe!

Curse you, Perry. I just. I spent a lot of time on that so it hurts, that’s all.