Are you a [prospective, potential, incoming, new] Dartmouth student? Do you have questions about [Party Scene, Greek Life, Fraternities, Sororities, Hazing, Drinking, Hookup Culture, Sex]? Do you want to be [popular, cool, drunk, hot, deflowered] at Dartmouth College? Here are our tips for you. They are helpful, and not a transparent attempt to get page views by hacking the Google Search Algorithm:
Party Scene: Did you not party in high school? No problem. At the Dartmouth College, the Party school, the Party Ivy, there is a big Party Scene. Party Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, also Monday, if alcoholic. The Parties are part of the Greek Life at the Fraternities with the Drinking. Fun.
Greek Life: Do you want to be cool, fun, Party person? Go to the Fraternities and the Sororities. Exclusive. Drinking. Party scene.
Fraternities: Do you have no brother? Obtain brother. We have the [best Dartmouth Fraternities, Dartmouth Fraternities ranked] Obtain Drinking. Obtain Sororities in your big house. No parents.
Sororities: The sisterhood of the traveling pants. Have [best Dartmouth Sororities, Dartmouth Sororities ranked, hottest girls] Fraternities want to kiss you.
Hazing: Does the Hazing happen? Something Rolling Stone Article. Something something branding.
Drinking: There is heavy Drinking. Drinking culture. Alcohol. Keystone. Keggy the Keg.
Hookup Culture: Are you looking to have the Sex? The Drinking and the Party Scene and the Greek Life make the Hookup Culture to facilitate the Sex. No girlfriend, only Sex.
Sex: Sex Sex, Sex Sex sexy Sex. Vagina. Sex Sex. Penis. Sex.
-IC ’22
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