We’ve Compiled All the Best Foco-Themed Pickup Lines, So Now Valentine’s Day Can Truly Begin

That’s right, it’s the most romantic day of year: Valentine’s Day. And just in time for the occasion, you can now feast upon this list of Foco-themed pickup lines. They’re guaranteed to help you get with that cutie you always see ‘round the hottest spot on campus: The Class of 1953 Commons.  Yes, even late at night.

And just like that friendly DDS worker who always gives you extra chicken at the grill station, we’ll include some bonus lines for you!

• I’d be jambalayan if I said I wasn’t into you.
• In General, I wouldn’t do this, but I’d be down to suck them Tso’s.
• That Ma Thayer’s line isn’t the only thing that’s long in here.
• Most people only get to see my light side, but I’d show you my dark side.
• I’d like to see how your cookie crumbles.
• Gooey.
• Can I hash your corned beef?
• Ma, you can spread your gravy on me.
• I’d like to scramble your eggs.
• Are you a waffle cause I’d like to butter you up and cover you in my syrup.
• Nut.
• You seem soup-er great and I think I meatball able to give you that Italian wedding.
• Wanna put your hot dog in my bun?
• Are you a Foco cookie? Cause I can’t get enough of you.
• I know it’s cheesy, but I think you’ve got a pizza myheart.
• Wanna artiCHOKE me? (don’t kink shame)
• I think I’m Cajun feelings.
• My heart stops every time I caesar.
• Usually I eat vegetarian, but everybody has cheat days.
• I love it when you call me Big Poppy Seed.
• How about you and sesame go see a movie together.
• Are you a bagel?  Cause baby, you’re everything.
• Man, honeydew be lookin grape, like a fineapple.
• I’d do things to you that wouldn’t be Kosher.
• I have the chicken n_ggets.  Now all I need is the U.
• It might take some wok, but I stir would fry to treat you right.

Remember: roses are red and violets are blue, but be sure to let ‘em know that they’re the Foco ONE for you.

– EK ’22