Impractical Animal Clothing

Posted By: Jacko November 20, 2011

by Alex Procton ’15

piglet in boots

There’s such a fine line between impractical and ADORABLE

  • Sweaters for centipedes
  • Pants for octopuses
  • Fingerless gloves for parakeets
  • Pantsuits for iguanas
  • Sweatbands for caribou
  • Legwarmers for army ants
  • Ski masks for rhinoceroses
  • Cardigans for killer whales
  • Hair bows for armadillos
  • Sneakers for snakes

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2 Comments on "Impractical Animal Clothing"

  1. Jon Kelley | December 8, 2011 at 8:40 pm |

    I love that pig in boots…I saw it in the onion movie. Hilarious!

  2. Jon Kelley | December 8, 2011 at 8:40 pm |

    I love that pig in boots…I saw it in the onion movie. Hilarious!

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