A coalition of 12 states announced on Monday that they have found “the solution to this whole ‘gun violence’ thing.” According to the press release, “all men wishing to purchase a gun will need to…
The Hanover Police Department released on Thursday the arrest count for this year’s Green Key Weekend at Dartmouth. Green Key, officially the College’s spring music festival, has gained a colloquial reputation for outrageous parties, excessive…
Hello everyone! We are the bears. Some of you have noticed that we have recently been spending a lot of time around Hanover. You may have been hearing some rumors about why we came here…
Beginning this month, Dartmouth Dining Services (DDS) locations have made the switch from plastic drinking straws to biodegradable paper ones. While the paper straws are part of a push for sustainability, students have complained that…
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Earlier this week, Dartmouth students, faculty, and alumni alike rejoiced at some of the most exciting news to come from the College Advancement Office in recent memory: Over the past few years, Dartmouth had successfully…
Despite receiving positive feedback from students, guests, and campus security officials alike regarding its current Green Key ticketing system, Dartmouth’s undergraduate Programming Board announced via campus-wide email last weekend that it would be forced to…
It’s not hard to understand why everyone is talking about Kanye West’s new song “Lift Yourself.” To the uninitiated, the song merely sounds like Kanye had a stroke while dropping the bars that he promised…
As President, I have often heard from students who are worried about on-campus housing. From comments about the room draw process to criticisms of the upkeep of dorm buildings, I’ve heard it all, and I…
After spending several decades as a core part of Dartmouth’s alcohol and drug policy, the Good Samaritan clause will no longer be in effect, President Hanlon announced last week. In its place, as part of…
Speaking from his pong table last night, local nice guy and fraternity member Simon Reynolds claimed his frat isn’t like the others on Webster Avenue. “I mean, speaking from experience, there are just a lot…
Oh, you’re writing a thesis? Well, I have some news for you. You may be writing a thesis, but I wrote 95 of them, bitch. Before I start, I just want to point out…