For all of us ‘90s kids, Full House was a big part of childhood. We got to watch DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle grow up on screen and deal with the same problems we had, from…

1. Posters of your favorite movies and TV shows On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be much unique about you.  You get along with everyone, you have a healthy social life, and there’s never…

  “Oh, that’s what the blitz was about? All I noticed was the weird line breaks.” – Tracy Divis History of bees major     “Too bad Hanlon never blitzes the whole campus to acknowledge faculty of color.”…

Sources confirm that despite overwhelming evidence to refrain, area man Dwayne Rogers has given his son, Max Rogers ’21, a wholly unrealistic amount of condoms for the start of his freshman year. “I know this…

In an address to the Dartmouth population between lunch and dinner FoCo meal times on Friday, campers announced their intentions to be in every imaginable corner of campus this week. A representative for the middle…

Despite taking two classes this summer, Jonathan Warren ’19 said in an interview that his term is “still pretty tough.” Currently enrolled in Film 27.72: Sri Lankan Indie Film Studies and Psychology 43.41: Plant Psychology,…

Custodians walking through the empty halls of the Hopkins Theatre have reported that, though it is closed for the summer, the Courtyard Café is being haunted by the ghosts of students still trying to order…

A new restaurant, Pho Q, will open in Hanover in August, serving Vietnamese and Thai food. What do you think? “This restaurant is so much better than Pho King.” – Erica Anderson Social Engineering major…

Astronomy 2 student Fred Jackson is allegedly taking the course purely out of interest and not to fulfill any major or distributive requirements, sources with knowledge of the subject reported on Tuesday. In an unprecedented…