Acceptance Speech
I’m proud to accept the Marketing Professional of the Year Award and there are so many people that I would like to thank. My boss for pushing me to succeed, my friends for supporting me…
Articles
Dear Samantha
-BP ’16
‘18 Enters TDX Basement in Search of Lifelong Friendship
Sources close to Mike Peters ’18 confirmed that the freshman entered TDX last Saturday night in hopes of forming close relationships with fellow partygoers in the fraternity’s crowded basement. “Everyone is always telling me I’ll…
Wifi Outage Impedes Learning
The Dartmouth Secure server, the main source of wifi for campus, unexpectedly went down at midmorning yesterday. The unexplained outage lasted from approximately 11:05-12:43. Economics 10: Statistical Methods, taught by Professor William Trentos, meets during…
Hey Man, What Band Is This?
“Hey man, what band is this?” “Oh this? This is, ‘The Travelling Merchant Came Upon A House And Looked Inside But There Was No One Home So He Kept Walking And Walking And Walking Until…
Tru Confessions!
“Last week I farted in the middle of an office meeting and blamed it on the intern.” -Rachel W., CT “I watch Desperate Housewives. It’s a total guilty pleasure;…
Frog and Toad Aren’t Really Friends
It was a beautiful spring morning. Frog hopped up the dirt road to Toad’s house and knocked loudly on the door. “Toad!” he called. “It’s me, your best friend, Frog! Let me in!” “Go away,”…
Cool Dad
Don’t worry Michael, I’m the cool dad. I’m not gonna bust you for anything like your mom. I’m cool. When you come over to this pad (please stop calling it a condo) you know you’re…
50 Shades of Dre
– LH ’16
Valentine's Day Guide
With such happy vibes and infinite appeal, it’s no wonder Hanover ranks 580th on Yelp’s list of romantic getaways. But with so much to do, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed come Valentine’s Day. Frantically searching…
The Exclusive Limited Edition Carnival Poster
Dartmouth Leads the Way in Fostering Inclusive Campus Environment by Removing Doors from Residence Halls
In his “Moving Dartmouth Forward” speech this Thursday morning, President Phil Hanlon announced several groundbreaking changes that will make the college safer and more inclusive in the coming years. Foremost among them is a campus-wide…