“Wait, we had clickers in that class?”   “If it’s a religion class, can’t we just confess before the final?” “Isn’t Clicker just that social media thing with the birds?”   -KS ’16

Are you worried about big data? No my penis is ok. Except for a little syph. Ja feel? Jeah. Thoughts on cultural appropriation? Jeah. What’s the cube root of 491169069? 789. Get it? Cause 7…

Rick Perry, insulted by provocative questions on Sunday, retreated to his Texas Ranch and rallied his merry band of Butt Pirates together to exact revenge. The large group has now come up the Connecticut River…

Dartmouth Alumni Magazine apologizes they offended many people in the Dartmouth community for publishing a letter to the editor that told women of color to not complain about injustice. They recognize their mistake in publishing…

While the media has focused on the disrespectful nature of the comments made recently at Dartmouth college, Rick Perry himself is thanking the group of protesters for explaining gay sex to him in terms he could…

-LP ’18

The current Ebola epidemic has this nation scared. Television pundits cry out for someone to do something to stop this crisis. We can no longer ignore this issue and we cannot deny that the spread…

-LB ’15

Last Monday, the end of the fraternity ban drastically expanded the social scene for the Class of 2018 by offering freshmen the freedom to be denied alcohol in more locations than ever before. “For the…

Jenny, I am just going to come out and say it. I love you. I really do. I can’t stop thinking about you. I don’t know what it is, but we just fit perfectly. We…

Hello Father.   It’s me again. I know that you’ve told me that whenever I am filled with doubt, I need only turn to the Bible and there I will find my answers, instead of…