TRUE PATRIOTISM! THIS FRESHMAN ATE AT FOCO EVERY DAY THIS WEEK BUT NEVER TOOK ANYTHING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL STATION!

TRUE PATRIOTISM! THIS FRESHMAN ATE AT FOCO EVERY DAY THIS WEEK BUT NEVER TOOK ANYTHING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL STATION!

IT’S A GREAT DAY FOR FREEDOM, MY FELLOW PATRIOTS. BILLY HART (’21) WENT TO FOCO EVERY DAY THIS WEEK, BUT NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE INTERNATIONAL…

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Finally, a Realistic, Concrete Solution to This Whole “Gun Violence” Thing

Finally, a Realistic, Concrete Solution to This Whole “Gun Violence” Thing

A coalition of 12 states announced on Monday that they have found “the solution to this whole ‘gun violence’ thing.” According to the press release,…

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Hanover Police Describes Green Key Arrest Count as “Underwhelming”

Hanover Police Describes Green Key Arrest Count as “Underwhelming”

The Hanover Police Department released on Thursday the arrest count for this year’s Green Key Weekend at Dartmouth. Green Key, officially the College’s spring music…

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We Are Here Because We Want to Learn About Poetry: By The Bears

Hello everyone! We are the bears. Some of you have noticed that we have recently been spending a lot of time around Hanover. You may…

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Suck On This, DDS! KAF Announces Transition to Sippy Cups

Suck On This, DDS! KAF Announces Transition to Sippy Cups

Beginning this month, Dartmouth Dining Services (DDS) locations have made the switch from plastic drinking straws to biodegradable paper ones. While the paper straws are…

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Snevetneen 18S

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Finance Fail! Phil Hanlon Spent The Entire “Call to Lead” Fund Trying to Reunite The Beatles for Green Key

Earlier this week, Dartmouth students, faculty, and alumni alike rejoiced at some of the most exciting news to come from the College Advancement Office in…

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Programming Board Announces Plan to Revamp Green Key Ticketing System After Learning that Six Hundred Members of the Incoming Class of 2022 Have No Wrists

Programming Board Announces Plan to Revamp Green Key Ticketing System After Learning that Six Hundred Members of the Incoming Class of 2022 Have No Wrists

Despite receiving positive feedback from students, guests, and campus security officials alike regarding its current Green Key ticketing system, Dartmouth’s undergraduate Programming Board announced via…

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