A Letter to the Dartmouth Administration: The O-Farm is cool and all, but I think it's about time that we start farming other letters

A Letter to the Dartmouth Administration: The O-Farm is cool and all, but I think it’s about time that we start farming other letters

Dear Dartmouth administration, While I truly appreciate all the hard work of the Dartmouth O-Farm, and I acknowledge all the good that it has done,…

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MEN: Tall Women are Having Meetings to Laugh at How Short You Are, Here are the Minutes from Our Meeting

MEN: Tall Women are Having Meetings to Laugh at How Short You Are, Here are the Minutes from Our Meeting

Meeting was called to order at 7:03 pm, since Cristina was late again but she brought homemade granola for the group. 7:05 Wendy led the…

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19X Corporate Recruiting JPD Brochure

19X Corporate Recruiting JPD Brochure

19x Corporate Recruiting JPD Brochure

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I Would Love to Use a Paper Straw, but Killing the Sea Turtles is Step One in My Forty-Seven-Point World Domination Plan

I Would Love to Use a Paper Straw, but Killing the Sea Turtles is Step One in My Forty-Seven-Point World Domination Plan

I would love to use a paper straw instead of a plastic one, it’s just that killing the sea turtles is actually step one in…

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Dartmouth Sophomores Super Excited to Squander $25000 and 20 Years of Parental Sacrifices in the Name of Having a "Lit" Summer

Dartmouth Sophomores Super Excited to Squander $25000 and 20 Years of Parental Sacrifices in the Name of Having a “Lit” Summer

With sophomore summer already underway, the class of 2021 is already looking forward to completely disregarding all the money their parents put into their education…

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Beto O’Rourke Speaks English for 95% of Debate in Effort to Appeal to White Voters

Beto O’Rourke Speaks English for 95% of Debate in Effort to Appeal to White Voters

In a bold and privy campaign move, Congressman Beto O’Rourke spoke English for the vast majority of Wednesday’s first Democratic debate. According to political commentators,…

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A man in a business suit plays mini golf. He is in a modern modern office

Villain from Every Children’s Movie Weighs In: “Get rid of that god damn dog!”

Stevenson! STEVENSON! Get in here, Goddamnit! Now quit cowering! Stevenson, look, there’s a whole lot of money resting on this project, and a whole lot…

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Dartmouth Releases Comprehensive Guidelines For Campus Buildings

Dartmouth Releases Comprehensive Guidelines For Campus Buildings

The administration has released its style guidelines for any new educational buildings on campus, as maintained by “The Committee of Men Who Keep the Old…

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