College Announces Release of Foco Flavored Condoms

College Announces Release of Foco Flavored Condoms

Dartmouth recently announced the upcoming release of condoms flavored based off of student favorites at the Class of 1953 Commons, or Foco. Head of the…

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Student Appalled at Intramural Basketball Teammates’ Lack of Effort

Student Appalled at Intramural Basketball Teammates’ Lack of Effort

Christian Cohen ’20 of East Wheelock’s intramural basketball team is fed up with his teammates’ casual approach to the low-consequence intramural activity. Reporters caught up…

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Report: Sexual Misconduct Lawsuit Creating Hostile Environment Where Administration Members Have to Hear about Sexual Misconduct All the Time

Report: Sexual Misconduct Lawsuit Creating Hostile Environment Where Administration Members Have to Hear about Sexual Misconduct All the Time

Recent interviews have revealed an environment of difficulty, discomfort, and fear in McNutt Hall’s offices as accusations of ignoring sexual misconduct put Dartmouth administration higher-ups…

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Legacy Student Has Opinion on Affirmative Action

Legacy Student Has Opinion on Affirmative Action

A series of interviews has revealed that legacy student Jack McCormick IV ’21 has strong opinions on affirmative action and its effect on the quality…

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How to Set Boundaries with Your Roommate about Sex and the Dark Arts

How to Set Boundaries with Your Roommate about Sex and the Dark Arts

When sharing a living space, communication is not a privilege, it’s a necessity. We all come from different backgrounds, and we all have different levels…

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A Humble Public Service Announcement: There Are Too Many Muffin Flavors at Novack Café

A Humble Public Service Announcement: There Are Too Many Muffin Flavors at Novack Café

I must bring to your attention a true crisis in our community: there are too many muffin flavors at Novack Café. After all, what are…

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Help! Lost Virginity! DM Me if Found!

Help! Lost Virginity! DM Me if Found!

Hey guys, I’m really sorry for yet another lost items post in this group, but I lost my virginity at Beta last night and I…

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Eight Ways to Protest the Dinesh D’Souza Talk, One for Each Month He Spent in Prison

Eight Ways to Protest the Dinesh D’Souza Talk, One for Each Month He Spent in Prison

8. Start a question by citing one of his actual quotes, including but not limited to: “So Rosa Parks wouldn’t sit in the back of…

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