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Bible Studies

by Natta Goodman In light of the recent non-apocalypse, I have turned to the bible to seek solace in a world torn apart by religion.  I was surprised to learn that the book was not filled…


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A Conversation Between: DDS Employees

(A long, long silence, as Angelo and Brumhilda hover over vast trays of mashed potatoes and turkey. No students are in sight, despite the fact that it is 6:30. Angelo grows anxious) Angelo: What’s goin’…


Buy Keggy Shirts!

We’ve got shirts with Keggy on them! Buy one for your friend! Buy two for your friend! Buy four for your friend! Buy five for your friend! Make your friend look like a Keggy-Angel or…



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33 Things I’ve Learned at Dartmouth

1.  Winning a thunderdome is always a pyrrhic victory. 2.  This doesn’t mean it is not worth undertaking. 3.  Develop a frivolous crush on at least one person in each of your classes. This gives…


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This Week at FoCo!

Monday: in honor of Green Key Weekend, we present a retro dish our alums are sure to enjoy: leftover chicken from 1976! Topped with tons of (maybe) fresh  gravy! ***Have extra DBA? Don’t worry, it’ll soon…


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1953: A Fable

Grayson and Hannah approached hesitantly the newly finished entrance to the Class of 1953 Commons.  It was decorated with all of their favorite foods: the walls were covered with a layer of tessellated chicken tenders,…


Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part V

After several minutes of lost hope, I caught his scent once more: a faint, but discernible trail of footprints. I deduced that his shoes had been dampened by the recently-sprinklered grass on the Green. To…



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Descriptions: The Diary of a Deep Person

My House. My house is a place of silence and solitude. I feel inwardly and unidirectionally reflective as I contemplate this deliberately blank wall – hanging so delicately from the ceiling like a cocoon from…


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Sherlock Brolmes, Frat Detective: Part IV

I pursued the gentleman with considerable haste. He was wearing a dark hoodie and was carrying a large square object wrapped in a black North Face jacket. Suspicious indeed. I tried my best to pretend…


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This Week at FoCo!

Monday: It’s Cinquo de Mayo and also Chikken Monday! To celebrate these two joyous holidays, we’re serving Chicken Monday in a fiesta bowl, covered with gravy, spicy salsa, and mayonnaise in honor of Cinquo de…