Playground Update: President Trump Called Iran "A Big Fat Stupidhead," and Iran Didn't Like That One Bit

Playground Update: President Trump Called Iran “A Big Fat Stupidhead,” and Iran Didn’t Like That One Bit

In an official statement released by the White House this past Monday, the Trump administration has designated the Iranian government as a “big fat stupid…

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A man shops for avocados at a Whole Foods Market on Aug. 28, 2017, in New York.

National Outrage Over Mistreatment of Avocados at Border

The Trump administration threatened on Friday to shut down the southern border with Mexico if illegal immigration continued. Analysts have warned that such a closure…

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Responsible Friend Enjoying Trip To Frat

Responsible Friend Enjoying Trip To Frat

Audrey Rogers, ‘22, reported that they were enjoying themself on a sober trip with their friends through various Dartmouth fraternities. “Yeah, I’m so glad I’m…

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Girl With Well-Organized Pencil Case "Definitely Failing"

Girl With Well-Organized Pencil Case “Definitely Failing”

Gabrielle Ramirez, ‘21, announced after leaving her bio classroom that she “definitely failed that quiz.” Ramirez is known to attend every lecture, asking questions and…

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Hood Museum Reveals New Event Series: Art After Getting Sloshed on a Monday

Hood Museum Reveals New Event Series: Art After Getting Sloshed on a Monday

Last Saturday, the newly renovated Hood Museum announced its new event series for the spring: Art After Getting Sloshed on a Monday. Doors will be…

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Letter to the Editor: I Am a Concerned Dartmouth Mother, and I Can See Your Dickprint Through Your Sweatpants

Letter to the Editor: I Am a Concerned Dartmouth Mother, and I Can See Your Dickprint Through Your Sweatpants

This week I read a letter published in the Notre Dame Student newspaper entitled “The Legging Problem” written by a Catholic mother about her deep…

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Upset Teenage Girl With Friends Gossiping In Background

Oh My God Becky I’m Like a Little Sick

Becky what the hell I told you to meet me here at KAF half an hour ago! I know I know I’m sorry. We don’t…

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I’m Not Saying You Shouldn’t Listen to the New Jonas Brothers Song, I’m Just Saying It’s Not Going to Make You as Innocent and Blissful as You Probably Were in 2008

I’m Not Saying You Shouldn’t Listen to the New Jonas Brothers Song, I’m Just Saying It’s Not Going to Make You as Innocent and Blissful as You Probably Were in 2008

Look, Julia. I don’t know your life. Maybe everything is going great. But if you’re super stoked about the Jonas Brothers making music again, it…

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