Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part V

Sherlock Brolmes: Frat Detective, Part V

After several minutes of lost hope, I caught his scent once more: a faint, but discernible trail of footprints. I deduced that his shoes had…

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The Life of an Artiste

The Life of an Artiste

 

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Descriptions: The Diary of a Deep Person

Descriptions: The Diary of a Deep Person

My House. My house is a place of silence and solitude. I feel inwardly and unidirectionally reflective as I contemplate this deliberately blank wall –…

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Sherlock Brolmes, Frat Detective: Part IV

Sherlock Brolmes, Frat Detective: Part IV

I pursued the gentleman with considerable haste. He was wearing a dark hoodie and was carrying a large square object wrapped in a black North…

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This Week at FoCo!

This Week at FoCo!

Monday: It’s Cinquo de Mayo and also Chikken Monday! To celebrate these two joyous holidays, we’re serving Chicken Monday in a fiesta bowl, covered with…

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The Situation in the Situation Room

The Situation in the Situation Room

1. Check out Obama’s game face. This shit is on 2. Hands in lap: respectful sitting position or predator drones are actually controlled via Xbox…

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FOOD COURT FOR CAIMANS

FOOD COURT FOR CAIMANS

The floor of Food Court was awash with the green foam of the swamp. Darmouth students paddled slowly through the mire, their eyes and nostrils…

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Sherlock Brolmes, Frat Detective: Part III

Sherlock Brolmes, Frat Detective: Part III

The next time I saw Sherlock Brolmes, he was doing the Walk of Shame across the Green, wearing nothing but a deerstocker. He had texted…

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