Oh, glorious Spin Room
The apple of our eye
The seed of all the fruit
We eat in the springtime
Oh, resourceful Spin Room
Your gifts are well concealed
The keeper of our strength
Behind the spinning wheels
Oh, zealous Spin Room
We appreciate your drive
Much untapped™ potential
That we might realize
Oh, melodramatic Spin Room
We had good times and bad
Sometimes we ghosted you
And regret making you mad…
Oh, decaying Spin Room
We regret to leave you now
Our grief occurs in stages™
But return we will, we vow
Oh, glorious Spin Room
How DCT pines over thee
Alas we must retire
To ride among the trees
