Articles by Jacko

That asshole on the airplane yelling about the kid behind him kicking his seat. Are you kidding me? This is a toddler you’re dealing with! Take a fucking seat, douche!  That annoying girl in your…

The Jurassic Diet: Join the Movement! What’s that? Jurassic dieting is more than a diet – it’s a lifestyle. Jurassics subsist only by eating the decayed and/or petrified bodies of plesiosaurs, pliosaurs, and sauropods for…

Dad, I am sick of repeating myself. No, I am not a woman trapped in a man’s body. There is literally a woman trapped in my body. Thank you for being so open-minded, but gender…

As kale soars up through the ranks of chic produce, infiltrating overpriced salad bars, the contemporary Instagram post, and self-promoting comments about just how life-changing that smoothie was, the Jack-O is here to provide helpful…

Dear 18s, Welcome to Dartmouth!  It’s the time of year again when you’ll probably notice many of your peers coming down with colds and other viruses. Please refer to the following guidelines to avoid catching…

Personal care “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and waxes.” – Benjamin Franklin “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to twerk a day in your…

Abstract:  Cellphones are perhaps one of the most emergent technologies in the recent decades.  As with any high new tech, there are hurdles and nuances that must be overcome before an invention can reach the…

–Memo– To: All Co-Workers From: Brian   Hey gang, I know it’s been a hard week, so here are some fun riddles for you! What is soft, whitish and smells kinda like chicken and mayo?…

On the quest for the Grail of Gondor, your fellowship decides to explore the Ferridian Caves. As you enter the first cave, you hear a slow creaking. Then a loud crack and you see the…

As his daily barrage of blitzes arrived at 2:36 this afternoon, Dartmouth freshman Matthew Pittman paused to marvel at the plethora of unsolicited e-mails that has driven his college social life thus far.  Scrolling through…

If you’re concerned that the stakes of rushing a Greek house on campus will not be high enough to hold your interest, never fear; you don’t have to wallow around your ennui any longer: Rushin’…

In 1972, Dartmouth College began admitting women after over 200 years of being an all male institution.  However, any woman at Dartmouth will tell you that this place still has a long way to go…