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While some may accept being good, he strives to be the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHOOzjy_vvM
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Everybody, gather round. We’re gonna be doing things a little differently on the force now. I hired a PR consultant, Saul Lemkin, and he has some pretty good ideas for this precinct on how to…