Both the fashion and science worlds are in a hubbub since last week’s Miss Universe Pageant, which featured an unexpected guest—the universe itself. A late entry, the eponymous universe literally waltzed onto stage, in what…
I love my new Google Glass. It gives me the power to do anything with simple hands-free voice commands. It lets me surf the web on the go. It lets me send texts without taking…
Dear Reader, If, by some miracle, this letter has reached you intact, please heed the message herein. I am currently stranded on an island in the middle of the south pacific. I do not know…
Sketch comedy? On the internet? Check out the world premiere of our very own Sketch Team Dartmouth.
Check out our latest issue Autumn Lovin’ * Available now on Novack newsstands * — Love Is All Around You, Dipshit by Charlie Laud The Hazing Seminar by Drew Zwetchkenbaum I Think My Boyfriend…
Love is all around you, dipshit. Yeah, you, you limp-dicked son of a bitch. Stop your chicken shit rat race for once in your goddamn life to recognize it. Love is a truly beautiful, all-encompassing…
I’ve been with a lot of women before, but none like you. You’re the smartest, funniest, most charming and beautiful person I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen so many. Trust me. I’ve been with a…
Alright everyone, sit down and shut up. You are not allowed to leave this meeting. I am running it. You will listen. This is the seminar on hazing. You will refer to me as sir…
Hey, Liz. Thanks for coming on short notice. I know I can lay my guy problems on you pretty thick, but this time it’s serious. This time I really like the guy, and I want…
December 27th, 1944 Dearest Laura, I have not seen you for four months now. I miss you dearly and hope to see you as soon as possible. The war rages on in once-beautiful Europe. In…
1) Go to med school, complete your residency, and perform open heart surgery 2) Don’t go to med school, perform open heart surgery, get arrested, go to prison (and potentially stab someone in the chest)…
