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Earlier this week at a rally in Georgia, Donald Trump survived a third attempt on his life from none other than the Passage of Time. Witnesses describe the assassin as a towering figure in a…
A SWAT operation unfolded in the early hours of Saturday morning as the culmination of a months-long investigation. It all began when the student, Youngmin Lee ‘26, was flagged by Dartmouth authorities after searching “ivy…
As summer nears its end, the Jack-o-Lantern conducted a satisfaction survey of students living on and off campus. Many students elect to live off-campus for the first time during their sophomore summer, and one such…
Donald Trump was furious after Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz as her Vice Presidential running mate last Tuesday, feeling undermined in his immigration control policies by a candidate whose last name he misheard as “Walls.”…
Devoted tennis fans who had been lining up outside Stade Roland Garros since 5 AM local time to witness the anticipated finals between Novak Djokovic and Carlos Alcaraz this past weekend were visibly upset when…
This fall, the Class of 1953 Commons will unveil new, forward-thinking innovations at its notably popular and well-loved allergy-free dining station, A9. A9 was conceived as a consistent option for students with serious food allergies,…
I’m Jack Nicholas ‘25, president of Pi Gamma Alpha fraternity at Dartmouth. Here at PGA, we’re serious about the game of golf. Who doesn’t love a day out on the course? The clubs and balls…
With the Hopkins Center currently closed for renovation, the HOOD Museum is hoping to provide campus with a new lineup of unique and enriching events. Aiming to bring out students from all corners of campus,…
Following the release of financial aid award letters in the past weeks, students have been calling for more transparency from the administration in regards to their formulation. The Financial Aid Office, who usually refuses to…
A whistleblower report filed by anonymous informant has revealed the shocking truth that many dared not believe: Timothy Martin ’24, underneath an initial layer of well-organized and pressed clothes in each of his dorm room’s…
Dear Dartmouth Senior Societies, I hope this letter finds you well! I’m writing to you because I really really really would love to be tapped. I heard all my ’24 friends got tapped and it…