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On the quest for the Grail of Gondor, your fellowship decides to explore the Ferridian Caves. As you enter the first cave, you hear a slow creaking. Then a loud crack and you see the…

As his daily barrage of blitzes arrived at 2:36 this afternoon, Dartmouth freshman Matthew Pittman paused to marvel at the plethora of unsolicited e-mails that has driven his college social life thus far.  Scrolling through…

If you’re concerned that the stakes of rushing a Greek house on campus will not be high enough to hold your interest, never fear; you don’t have to wallow around your ennui any longer: Rushin’…

In 1972, Dartmouth College began admitting women after over 200 years of being an all male institution.  However, any woman at Dartmouth will tell you that this place still has a long way to go…

My Dad is such an asshole. He’s always yelling at me to be more responsible and stuff. What’s his problem?! Like just the other day he said that I don’t “contribute anything to the tribe”…

You may be asking yourself “is this banana actually talking to me or am I hallucinating?” My answer: who is to say? Do we actually dream at night or do we awaken to our real…

Your mom eagerly Skypes with you twice a week!! Your parents send you care packages on every holiday!! Your mom doesn’t snarkily correct you when you use poor grammar in your text messages!! Your mom…

Baker – Someone who smokes a lot of weed. Synonym: pothead Dirt Cowboy – A dangerous sex position involving a ten-gallon hat and chai tea powder mix. Farmer’s Market – An economic phenomenon, specific to…

1. Be really smart. Intelligence can go a long way. It can get you into a good school. It can get you a good job. It can even make you understand things better. Definitely helps…

The Ice Bucket: Never throw a lame pre-game again! Invite guests over to your pad to cool off with a chilly iced beverage, served with fresh ice cubes from your classy ice bucket.     The…

An Open Letter to Dumbledore and the Hogwarts Community: Dear Dumbledore, Hogwarts needs a Hillel House. A Hillel House would provide space for Jewish witches and wizards to engage with, study, and advance their relationship…