The Sorority Alien This alien, normally a parasitic , Omega Centaurian shapeshifter just loves her sisterhood. She’s always either talking about the next mixer she’ll attend or which Sigma Nu’s DNA she wants to replicate….
The Hood Museum’s newest art installation, on the surface a run-of-the-mill pile of dead fetuses, has sent the art world into a frenzy surmising its full emotional and intellectual weight. Since its unveiling Tuesday, the…
One sock. A monster!! DA…I mean…MOM!! Nope, sorry, that was a sweater. I forgot about this one, I used to wear it when it was cold on the boat. My nunchucks. How else can I…
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Dude, I would totally be like a decent figure skater. Not like a really good figure skater, but totally better than average. No, I don’t want to be a figure skater. Are you kidding dude?…
While some may accept being good, he strives to be the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHOOzjy_vvM
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— Grab my hand, friend o’ mine There’s a whole world to see. Grab the coke by the fridge We’ll snort it all, you and me. We’ll snort coke in the valleys, Snort…
I can’t believe you ate the whole jar of pickles. Tell me all you want, but will never believe you. I can’t. Believe me, I’m trying to believe you, but I just can’t. No, I…