Need a hand chatting up that silent shadowy man in your room at night? Follow these easy steps to make that spine-chilling fiend turn to a jaw-flapping friend. Introduce Yourself Pull the covers off from…
I may not have heard everything the actors were saying but that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy the flicks. It’s all about the experience, the popcorn, the skittles, the works. And those whipper snappers in…
Everybody, gather round. We’re gonna be doing things a little differently on the force now. I hired a PR consultant, Saul Lemkin, and he has some pretty good ideas for this precinct on how to…
-MG ’14
Although we grieve his passing, today we should celebrate Dander Canterbury’s life and incomparable body of work, inarguably the greatest, wittiest, funniest and most scathing collection of political cartoons. We mourn the loss of such…
Ornitholology, or as it is commonly known, the study of the study of birds, has become a growing fad across the country. Thousands are flocking, pun intended, to whip out their binoculars and cameras to…
In contrast to the Grammy’s mass-marriage event during Macklemore and Madonna’s joint performance, 36 divorces were finalized on stage last night at the lesser-known Gaffer Awards. The event was emotional, reminding many that it’s time…
A Charlie Brown Keg Party It’s Just a Drug Trip, Charlie Brown Breaking Charlie Brown You’re Depressed, Charlie Brown A Charlie Brown Paternity Test Come Out the Closet, Charlie Brown Snoopy Was Never Real, Charlie…
Me: How are you today, sir? Him: Fine. How are you? Me: Ha. I just made you not say a question. Him: Ok. Me: That wasn’t a question either. Him: I don’t understand what you…
Mommy, look! Look at that silly man. He has a real silly coat on. You think he’s a detective? Or maybe even a wizard! Look at him frowning and drooling, like a baby, trying to…
Condemning homosexuality is a tough job that takes a lot out of me, so I need to make sure that I have the best possible rest in order to face the day with all-consuming hatred….