Winter 2013 Issue Preview
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Kanye & Kim
Seltzer's Secret Formula
To the American Public: I, Jonathan Seltzer, direct descendant of soda water pioneer Isaac Seltzer, believe the time for secrets is no longer. For two and a half centuries, my family has kept hidden the…
American Bus Museum
Planning a family vacation soon? Why not head to West Orange, NJ to visit the famed American Bus Museum? Come reacquaint yourself with history via one of our many thrilling exhibits! The Last In-Service Segregated…
What God Did On The Seventh Day
9:00 AM Rested. 10:00 AM Rested. 11:00 AM Remembered the concept of time He just created and thought He should get up soon. 11:01 AM Rested. 11:30 AM Had some manna from the heavenly fridge….
Secrets
The front door opens. It must be my wife. “Hi honey, my meeting got out early so I decided to just come home,” she says as she walks up the stairs. Quickly I change the…
New Halloween Video!
Happy Halloween!
Your Hurricane Sandy Survival Guide
Stay in your home. While your local organic coffee shop is closed, this will be the best place to tweet. Find a doorframe, or any wi-fi hotspot, and start tweeting about your survival experience. Stock…
The Alums You Saw At Homecoming
Dartmouth College is celebrated for its ability to foster fellowship between its undergraduates and alumni. Homecoming is a time these alums are welcomed en masse into Hanover with open arms and wallets. After drinking all…
Five Things You Regret About Homecoming
Drinking too little Not rushing the field Not touching the fire Professing your love to that ’12 not hard enough Waking up without a hazy memory of scaling the bonfire, finding a golden oil lamp,…
Our A Cappella Group Has A Piano
Ladies and gentlemen of the human resources department, as you sit here before me considering who will provide the entertainment at this year’s company picnic, I’m sure one question over all others is buzzing through…
Homecoming Flashback: Keggy's First Appearance
This Homecoming marked Keggy’s 9th Birthday. Watch this footage of Keggy’s 2003 debut to see him gleefully cheer on the Big Green for the very first time. “Go Dartmouth Kegs!”