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Dartmouth to Exclude Arsonists from Librarian Search

Last Thursday, the college announced that it would not consider arsonists in its effort to fill the three vacant librarian positions.   “Dartmouth College has over 4 million printed volumes across a dozen libraries,” said…


A Riddle

If you’ve heard this one, please don’t spoil the answer.   While on a walk through an unfamiliar town, you hit a fork in the road. Luckily, there are two identical twins who know the…



6 Winter Activities to Try this Term!

Have a snowball fight: This classic winter game is a great way to get outside and have some fun with your friends! Go for a long walk through town with your boyfriend, Kevin: You know how you…


Bucket List: 6 Things to do Before You Die!

Write a Will – You’ll definitely want to see a lawyer before you die so you can get some help writing your will. It’s important to make sure your possessions will be divided fairly after…


I Love Shredding the Gnar

I love shredding the gnar, smoking dank weed, and the sweet embrace of our lord, Jesus Christ. There is nothing like hitting the bowl and then going tubular through some rip curl while your heart…


Pancakes!

You bet your ass we have pancakes, and we’ll sell them to you too.  Just take a look at that price on the menu.  You pay that price and we’ll sell you those pancakes and…