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Aries: stethoscope Taurus: telescope Gemini: microscope Cancer: colonoscope (get it?) Leo: kaleidoscope Virgo: periscope Libra: Rifle Scope Scorpio: Urethoscope Sagittarius: Tachistoscope Capricorn: Laryngoscope Pisces: Bronchoscope Aquarius: Scope mouthwash –LH ’16

So easy, a monkey could do it!   Gather your materials. You will need a saucepan, a cold egg, a ramekin, a slotted spoon, and some water. Fill the saucepan with about one inch of…

·      A feather duster! o   Bring some fun, flirty energy into the bedroom tonight and tickle him silly! ·      Old Halloween costumes! o   Be his naughty nurse and recycle some old gear! ·      4 Matchbox…

  You are great at keeping secrets. People often tell you that you are fiercely loyal. None of your clothing rustles, and all of your shoes have rubber soles. You rarely speak of your personal…

*Knock knock* Who’s there? Who do you think it is? Open up! Do you have a warrant?   Like I need a warrant. Do you know how many calls we have been getting?   You…

10. Jamie P. Jamie P has definitely been working on his butthole. It is so much rounder than last year.   9. Laura F. Laura F.’s butthole is looking real tight and dark. That’s a…

That one time your dad forgot you at Walmart for 45 minutes. When your dad showed up drunk to your parent-teacher conference. When you came down stairs on Christmas morning and there weren’t any presents…

Recently, AD has come under fire in the national media for a branding scandal, after one new member got an infection after being branded on his buttocks.  The college has vowed to crack down harder…

Yeah, you probably won’t get these.   1.That feeling of invincibility you get every time you turn in a problem set before the deadline. 2. That feeling of hopelessness that overtakes you when it’s too…

I’m proud to accept the Marketing Professional of the Year Award and there are so many people that I would like to thank. My boss for pushing me to succeed, my friends for supporting me…

  -BP ’16