THE FACTS

FACT: The average summer temperature in Hanover is 80 degrees. However, it is never within 20 degrees of actually being that temperature

FACT: Dartmouth students want what they don’t have (FoCo, Tubestock, significant other), and avoid what they do (the Hop, the river docks, significant other).

FACT: “Cloud Dartmouth” is not the amazing, magical place that your new email addresses may suggest.

“Cloud Dartmouth?” Lies.

FACT: The ingredients of a “slip ‘n’ slide” are as follows: any piece of plastic, the ground, water.

FACT: The ingredients of a “water party” are: a room, water, some people.

FACT: Things that satisfy the above definitions: wet garbage, a used condom in the rain, a dentist appointment, pong at Phi Tau.

FACT: The new paintings on the walls in Collis don’t represent anything I’ve ever seen happen at Dartmouth.

FACT: To be fair, neither do the Orozco murals.

FACT: Heaven’s All-Star rock band starts recruiting new members at age 27.

Read THE FACTS by Fred Meyer ’08 from this week in 2006!