FACT: The average summer temperature in Hanover is 80 degrees. However, it is never within 20 degrees of actually being that temperature
FACT: Dartmouth students want what they don’t have (FoCo, Tubestock, significant other), and avoid what they do (the Hop, the river docks, significant other).
FACT: “Cloud Dartmouth” is not the amazing, magical place that your new email addresses may suggest.
“Cloud Dartmouth?” Lies.
FACT: The ingredients of a “slip ‘n’ slide” are as follows: any piece of plastic, the ground, water.
FACT: The ingredients of a “water party” are: a room, water, some people.
FACT: Things that satisfy the above definitions: wet garbage, a used condom in the rain, a dentist appointment, pong at Phi Tau.
FACT: The new paintings on the walls in Collis don’t represent anything I’ve ever seen happen at Dartmouth.
FACT: To be fair, neither do the Orozco murals.
FACT: Heaven’s All-Star rock band starts recruiting new members at age 27.
Read THE FACTS by Fred Meyer ’08 from this week in 2006!
I was looking for average summer temperature in hanover and found this. Fact 1 is so funny. Case in point: temperature today… 66 degrees. I definitely don’t miss that weather.