swipe
1. to swipe your ID card at FoCo; FoCo
2. to steal food from FoCo
3. short for asswipe
a. Hungry freshman: “Let’s go swipe.”
b. Kleptomaniac freshman: “Let’s go swipe”
c. Angry freshman waiting in line: “Let’s go, ‘swipe!”
Cheegypt
1. the grill section in the Swipe that forces its workers to construct large pyramids of hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and grilled cheeses every day
the Red Sea
1. the narrow walkway in between the Kosher and Halal food at the Pavilion and the pyramids of Cheegypt
broan
1. the mysterious noise made by frat brothers that bears little semantic value aside from the periodic emission of testosterone
Bro #1: “Hey dude, wanna go to the Red Sea in the Swipe and swipe one of the pyramids of Cheegypt?”
Bro #2: *broan*
Bro #1: *broan*
15-love
1. a single ’15
15-all
1. a ’15 couple
15-30
1. a threesome of ’15s
deuce
1. an orgy of ’15s
Sexiled roommate #1: “What’s the score in there?”
Sexiled roommate #2: “Deuce.”
Sexiled roommated #1: “Wow, good job Ty!”
lexiled
1. being forced to stay out of your room because your roommate is studying, and all you do is broan and play loud dubstep
Lexiled roommate #1: “Dude, that nerd in there is lexiling me.”
Bro #2: “What a ‘swipe.”
Pillar of Salted
1. that thing that happens when you see somebody so attractive that it shuts off your brain, and you are completely unable to move
2. to be turned into a statue by means of black magic
a. Bro #1: “Whoa, check it out, Steve just got Pillar of Salted by that girl!”
Bro #2: “Let’s swipe his wallet.”
Bro #1: *broan*
the Mass Row Challenge
1. a game in which two people lock eyes from all the way across Mass Row from each other. The goal is to keep staring until you pass each other. If you succeed, you may never look at that person ever again. But, to be fair, you won’t want to
Robertfrosted
1. to be led to the Robert Frost statue and disciplined under unclear circumstances. Worse than being Parkhursted, a fate reserved for the most heinous student offenders Bro #1: “Dude, Ryan just got Robertfrosted.” Bro #2: “Oh shit, what did he do?” Bro #1: “He swiped an S&S car and did donuts in President Kim’s driveway.” Bro #2: “What happened to him?” Bro #1: “He got Pillar of Salted (def. 2).” Bro #2: “Broment of silence, bro, broment of silence.” *silence*
Bro #1: *broan*
That’s very interesting…
I’ve got one that’s tickled me..
Pillar of salted..haha
Yeah..great.. When I see the man spasing out in front of beautiful girls.. It makes me wanna take their pictures.. 😀
Thanks for sharing
This is hilarious.
That’s very interesting…
I’ve got one that’s tickled me..
Pillar of salted..haha
Yeah..great.. When I see the man spasing out in front of beautiful girls.. It makes me wanna take their pictures.. 😀
Thanks for sharing