Mac Ideas that Actually Hurt People

by Nathanael Friday ’15 

1. A real lightsaber app… you know that wouldn’t end well.

2. Built-in explosive for too many wrong password attempts.

3. Literally razor-thin edges.

4. The Siri iDriver. Follows Google Maps to the letter.

5. iHivemind that takes control of every Apple product user and leads them to the iCountry.

6. Hardware made with actual fruit.