Rejected Subject Lines for My Gov 10 Survey Blitz

Gov 10 Survey!

NOT another Gov 10 Survey!

DANCE PARTY (feat. Levels, Heart Vacancy, We Found Love)

Free Parking Available for 12S

Find a direction in life (any direction works)

Dartmouth Daily Updates

Free Arby’s in Novack tonight! (No donation necessary)

See me about your midterm immediately

Tell Jim Kim what you think about the snow sculpture!

COLLIS PASTA LINE IS REALLY SHORT RIGHT NOW

Please take this survey. I only want a QDS so I can go back to taking Public Policy classes. Please?

 


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