Decoding Dartmouth Lingo

Baker – Someone who smokes a lot of weed. Synonym: pothead

Dirt Cowboy – A dangerous sex position involving a ten-gallon hat and chai tea powder mix.

Farmer’s Market – An economic phenomenon, specific to New England, caused when the market is flooded with a surplus of agricultural goods, leading to increased cheese prices.

Foco – Portmanteau of “fucking loco.” Weird. Crazy. Bit touched in the head.

Green – If your mucus is this color, you disgust me.

The Hop – Referring to the one-legged style of walking that one must adopt after losing a shoe in a pile of snow.

The Dartmouth Seven – An exclusive secret society comprising 7 immensely powerful upperclassmen, who supposedly possess the power to decide Collis’s daily soup menu.

The Stacks- An illness, characterized by vomiting and caused by eating too many stacks of pancakes at Lou’s.

Wheeler- Someone who travels around campus exclusively by scooter, rollerblades, or Segway.

-LH ’16