Riddles!

–Memo–

To: All Co-Workers

From: Brian

 

Hey gang, I know it’s been a hard week, so here are some fun riddles for you!

What is soft, whitish and smells kinda like chicken and mayo?

You guessed it! It’s chicken salad! See? That wasn’t so hard!

 

 

What do you call two pieces of bread, with chicken salad in between?

Wow, right again! It’s a chicken salad sandwich!

 

 

What’s my name?

Yes, that’s right! It’s Brian!

 

 

Ok, final riddle! In the English language, what does apostrophe “s” mean, when it isn’t part of a contraction?

I guess I really can’t stump you, can I? You’re right! It means possession!

 

 

I guess those weren’t too hard after all.

 

 

THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE STEAL MY GODDAMN CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH, WHICH IS CLEARLY LABELED “BRIAN’S CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH,” EVERY GODDAMN DAY? FINAL RIDDLE: IF SOMEONE STEALS MY CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH ONE MORE TIME, WHO WILL COME IN AND INDESCRIMINATELY SPREAD HIS OWN SHIT ALL OVER THE OFFICE?

 

 

Hope you enjoyed the riddles!

-BP ’16