1. Second base: composting
2. Group Jerk: dislodging a tractor from a ditch
3. Ass-fisting: disciplining a work mule
4. Double Penetration: planting two seeds in one plot
5. Blow job: preparation for windstorms
6. Scissor-fest: pruning a new crop
7. Bloody Sodomite: Tomato harvester
8. Vaginal intercourse: Errands in town
9. Prostate stimulation: micro-irrigation
10. Anal: anal
-DZ ’16
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