4 Times you Wished Bob Saget From Full House was Your Dad

  1. That one time your dad forgot you at Walmart for 45 minutes.
  2. When your dad showed up drunk to your parent-teacher conference.
  3. When you came down stairs on Christmas morning and there weren’t any presents and he wasn’t there and you cried the whole day and he came back 5 days later with a woman named Carol.
  4. That time he missed your birthday 3 years in a row to spend time with Carol.
  5.  Seriously Dad, if you’re reading this, please come home.

-RJ ’18 and AR ’18


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