- That one time your dad forgot you at Walmart for 45 minutes.
- When your dad showed up drunk to your parent-teacher conference.
- When you came down stairs on Christmas morning and there weren’t any presents and he wasn’t there and you cried the whole day and he came back 5 days later with a woman named Carol.
- That time he missed your birthday 3 years in a row to spend time with Carol.
- Seriously Dad, if you’re reading this, please come home.
-RJ ’18 and AR ’18
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