Top 10 Buttholes on Campus

10. Jamie P.

Jamie P has definitely been working on his butthole. It is so much

rounder than last year.

 

9. Laura F.

Laura F.’s butthole is looking real tight and dark. That’s a top ten butthole

if I’ve ever seen one.

 

8. Donny P.

This is Jamie’s older brother, so maybe good buttholes

just run in the family. This thing is so nice it even has an echo.

 

7. Austin K.

Austin’s got the fundamentals down: round, tight and dark.

Nice butthole, Austin!

 

6. Austin Y.

Austin Y.’s butthole just edged out Austin K.’s butthole

for style points. Way to keep that butthole fresh.

 

5. Sharon O.

Wow, Sharon. That’s gotta be the roundest butthole we’ve

seen on this list so far. Take note, campus.

 

4. Sandy P.

She’s Donny and Jamie’s cousin. I don’t know

what it is, but the Ps just manufacture amazing buttholes.

That’s straight up coal mine potential. Noice!

 

3. Colin F.

Can we get someone to check if this is a real butthole? This looks

too dark to be real. No, but seriously, nice butthole, Colin.

 

2. Anna C.

Cowabunga! This butthole just does not stop! It’s gonna be

hard to top your butthole, Anna!

 

1. Phil J.

I can’t tell if I’m looking at a butthole, or the butthole of God. This is one divine butthole. Phil, I have no words. You have got the best butthole on campus.

 

-DZ ’16