It Is I, the Movie Man Here to Talk About Movies

Hello again, it is I the movie man here again on your tv screen to tell you about movies. Local news, entertainment news, talk show with multi cultural group of ladies, I’ll do them all; it matters not to me as long as I can impart my knowledge of the beauty of cinema straight to your face for upwards of five minutes.

Of course I have to wear this kooky outfit, I am the movie man after all and this is only tradition. My outward appearance matters not as my real focus must be the moving pictures I watch and eagerly display my affection for or playfully admonish. Come! Let us begin!

Witness this animated film for children. I saw it alone in a theater, I enjoyed it! It is certified family fun! Watch it with the whole family! Oooh but wait the next movie is even better – it’s a big blockbuster sequel. Look at the action in this clip, mmm yes we like this stuff. Lots of explosions, very cool. Mark Wahlberg in this? He sure is great.

Strap in folks, cause this here next one’s another one of those neato drama period pieces. As the movie man it is my solemn duty to show you such important cinematic masterpieces. Please allow me to WILDLY SPECULATE for a moment. This will win an award. Maybe two. It was good.

Oh, HO BOY boys and girls. This next one has got the man himself, Matty Mac, Mathew McConaughey to the uninitiated. See that true detective or interstellar? Wowie is all I can say. I seem to be spending a lot of time on this film. Do I have a weird obsession with McConaughey you must wonder? I am the movie man, I love who I love.

Ah and here we are, the end of my time in front of your faces or as I like to call them, your movie receptors. We’ve shared some tantalizingly tittilating moments of movie magic together. Do not cry, for I will return again next week, stronger for having seen more movies. Alas I will bid you farewell, and pack up my overly large glasses. I sink back into the abyss, for when its not time to talk movies, the movie man must meld with the cinematic ether. Back to you Jim.

JS ’16