Powerful Man Did Bad Thing This Week
Another powerful man was caught [insert Bad Thing here] this week, and he is nothing short of flabbergasted that he has to face the consequences of his actions. This man is [white, probably] and [in…
October 3, 2018
Due to Safety Concerns From The Town of Hanover, 2018 Homecoming Bonfire Will Be Replaced With Lone Man Standing In The Middle Of The Green Yelling “Crackle Crackle, Burn”
Recent College communications have announced that, this year, there will be a series of changes made to the annual Homecoming bonfire. These alterations are meant to assuage concerns on behalf of the town of Hanover,…