How to Get New Green Key 2020 Keggy Stickers

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Posted By: Jacko May 15, 2020

The cancellation of spring term has been a living nightmare for Dartmouth students in every way. This Green Key, Jacko is thinking a lot about how sad we are that we can’t bring back our prodigal son Keggy the Keg to the Block Party stage. And, our club funding is thinking a lot about how sad it is that we can’t sell Keggy merch to you.

We don’t really want to go through the hassle of taking your money, but we also want to share some new Keggy gear with you all. In that spirit, we are presenting three brand new Keggy designs that we are aggressively encouraging you to order online, print onto stickers yourself, or tattoo on your body for non-commercial purposes (please don’t try to use Keggy to make money).

Here is the link to our new Redbubble, which we have temporarily set at a 0% markup. We get no money, and you get Keggy on whatever you want.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/The-Jacko/shop

Or, here are instructions to print your own Keggy stickers yourself for free(ish).

Download these new (and one old) limited edition Keggy designs. These include: Green Key 2020 Keggy, The Redeemer Keggy, Capitalist Keggy, and Classic Keggy. Find them below.
Arrange them to the size you want on some sort of slideshow application.
Order sticker paper on Amazon or pick it up from an office supply store, or best yet, use your parents’ that they forgot they had in their desks.
Print your sticker slide onto sticker paper.
Cut them out.
Stick them on things. This isn’t that hard.

Happy Green Key 2020. We know how hard this has been, and we miss you all. See you through the Keggy suit next year, hopefully.

Full-size designs: