Report: The Person Who Rejected Your Google Doc Suggestion Definitely Hates You

The recent incident where your classmate rejected your suggestion on their Google Doc to replace the word “explained” with “elucidated” was more than a mere preference of word choice. In fact, it was a targeted attack, and is emblematic of the long-brewing hatred they have internalized towards you since the very first time you met.

“I rejected your Google Doc suggestion because I hate everything about you, and I wish every conceivable ill upon you. You are a horrible person who deserves every horrible thing that has and will happen to you,” said the person who rejected your Google Doc suggestion, probably.

You can rest assured that the person in question is actively thinking of new and innovative ways to show you exactly how much they despise you. For now, it will be rejecting your Google Doc suggestion. But in the future, expect them to not say hi to you when you make eye contact at Foco, refuse to lend you their MacBook charger, or surprise you with a baseball bat blow to your liver.

However, your peer reviewers say that anyone who suggests replacing the word “explained” with “elucidated,” is undeserving of love, and any resulting hate for you is completely justified.

–NS ’23