Children In Trench Coat Pretending To Be Man Actually Man Pretending To Be Children Pretending To Be Man

This Monday, KTYX New Hampshire local news broke a developing story at the Nugget Theater; three local children in a trench coat pretending to be a singular man are, in actuality, a man pretending to be children pretending to be a man. 

“See, from the moment I saw them, I knew it wasn’t just a dude in a trench coat,” scoffed theater attendant Jon Revitz, “and so of course I told them they weren’t allowed into an R-rated movie. But then the three boys took off their secondary trench coat to reveal they were actually one man. I guess that’s why they say never judge a book by it’s cover, ya know?” 

“They train you for the classic three kids in a trench coat scenario,” said manager Alfred Berns, shrugging and shaking his head, “but you never expect the three kids in the trench coat to actually be one man disguised as three kids who are in turn disguised as a singular grown man. And not three children.” 

Alfred added with a sigh of relief, “I’m just glad it wasn’t three children pretending to be a man pretending to be three children pretending to be a man.”

— AK ’23