(Washington) In the midst of the rising inflation crisis, President Joe Biden has announced a comprehensive, one-step plan to reverse things entirely: making everything cost the same amount. When asked to elaborate at a press conference Monday, he said,
“I’m thinkin’ like, 7 dollars?”
— BA ’23
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