Quiz: Which Winter Boot Are You?

What winter activity do you like most? 

1. Skiing with friends at the Sklodj.
2. Getting cozy in One Wheelock.
3. Skating on Occom Pond.
4. Eating dirt. 

Where can you be found on a Sunday morning? 

1. Studying on Blobby. The grind never stops! 
2. Drawing in the BVAC studios. Art!
3. Cross country skiing in Pine Park. Sporty!
4. Wallowing in dirt at the climbing gym. 

What are you getting at Collis? 

1. The Special. It’s noodle bowl day! 
2. The stir fry. It’s always reliable. 
3. The Sushi. Raw food is healthier! 
4. Dirt. 

You see an ex in FoCo. What do you do?

1. Say hi. It didn’t end that badly!
2. Run away. They don’t need to see your tears. 
3. Ignore. Not worth your time. 
4. Throw dirt at them. 

Mostly as – You’re an L.L. Bean boot! You are adaptable and waterproof, a true blue friend. 

Mostly bs – You’re a Doc Marten! You’re kinda artsy and cool, but you also have good traction. 

Mostly cs – You’re a Blundstone! You’re very crunchy. I bet you make your own granola. 

Mostly ds – You go barefoot, like a FREAK. Your feet are DISGUSTING. I bet you don’t know what a toenail clipper is. Your room definitely smells like ass hair, and your “white” sheets are actually YELLOW. Your calluses are thicker than a hobbit’s. This is Hanover, not the SHIRE. Are you free tonight? 

— NH ’25