Female Porn Stars:
Baby Ruth
KitKat
Peppermint Pattie
Mounds
Snickers
Male Porn Stars:
Mr. Goodbar
3 Musketeers
Almond Joy
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Ew. Just… ew.
Sex Techniques:
the Milky Way
the Butterfinger
the Twix
the Charleston Chew
What the Porn Stars get paid:
100 Grand
PayDay
Take 5
Bounty
Names I can think of that don’t fit into these categories:
Krackel
Sky Bar
Mars Bar
Junior Mints
% chance the Chocolate Industry is controlled by the Sex Industry:
81%: not statistically significant, but highly suspicious. More research needed.
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