A custom sandwich- An unfamiliar word if you’ve never read a magazine or gone to a Vince Vaughn movie and/or been alive for more than a month
- A Greek vegetable
- An idea the government planted to make women feel bad about their arms
- A clever anagram nickname for the late dictator Nne Rijen Jait Son
- A super Greek vegetable that got a nose job
- A late 1600s dance banned everywhere but Greece because of its damage to arm self-esteem
- A gyro with a superbly lifelike wig
-Kelsey Sipple ’16
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